hammercarp Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 The Phone Call Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now..' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.' A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.' 'And what happened, honey?' 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes ,on too.. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window And into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water Last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.' Long Pause Longer Pause Even Longer Pause Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ........... Is this 486-5731?' No, I think you have the wrong number........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank81 Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 LMAO!! Nice!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horrorshowrot Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Epic! I've heard it before but it always cracks me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marth11 Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 that was a good laugh, I see this actually happening, still a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyv Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 lol thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smerchly Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 That'll teach those perves !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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