Cop: "So, like, how's it goin', eh?"
Me: "Oh beauty."
Cop: "So, like, you live in Hamilton. Whatcha doin' way up here?"
Me: "I am exercising and going ice fishing."
Cop: "Like, you're supposed to stay at home, cuz, like, there's a stay-at-home order, eh? So, like, I think I have to write you a ticket, unless you can come up with a viable explanation.....?"
Me: {crickets}
Me: "Would you like a donut?"