coyotehunter Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveC Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 lol...good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larry b Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Nice lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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