hometownhandyman Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stymie Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 I think the punchline is, "he never returns SMELLING like fish"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisb Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 "He never returns with any fish" works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyv Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 I think the punchline is, "he never returns SMELLING like fish"... :roflblack: my thoughts exactly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stymie Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Okay, A carp, sucker and a sheephead walk into a bar, bartender says "what, is this some kinda joke"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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