hammercarp Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."Tim gets this horrified look on his face.She says, "Darling , what's wrong?"”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"”I wasn't!“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F,O,G Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 thats great lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cplummer Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 Haha. Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smerchly Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Hilarious ! Think I can relate to that ,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coyotehunter Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 I've still got a knot on the side of my head when I showed this to the wife and agreed. Fortunately she likes to eat wild game so I'm relatively safe as long as the honey-do list is a manageable size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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