bigugli Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other.He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up."He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee...... The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in Canadian government. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave doo-doo for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveC Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Hahaha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cplummer Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Haha too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Horrorshowrot Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 That was beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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