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Smitty

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geese can be pretty nasty for sure..when I was a kid, my gramma lived in Flint Michigan, there was a whiskey distillery near her place that was guarded with "guard geese", the big white domestic ones like you would see on a farm, apparently the reason for this was if someone stepped foot on the propery, the geese would go nuts, run after people and make a huge racket.

I am still kind of puzzled though....if a donkey is an ass....and a goat is a ram...how come a ram in the ass is a goose?? :Gonefishing::P

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geese can be pretty nasty for sure..when I was a kid, my gramma lived in Flint Michigan, there was a whiskey distillery near her place that was guarded with "guard geese", the big white domestic ones like you would see on a farm, apparently the reason for this was if someone stepped foot on the propery, the geese would go nuts, run after people and make a huge racket.

I am still kind of puzzled though....if a donkey is an ass....and a goat is a ram...how come a ram in the ass is a goose?? :P:P

You've got far toooo much time on your hands. Obviously not :Gonefishing: enough. You might want to cure that little problem son ;)

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tell me about it man, I may try and get out later on today....headed to the trailer for a couple days after the weekend..so I will definately be doing a bunch of :Gonefishing::P;) only one big chore to do up there besides tidy my yard a little...gotta put my dock in the water.

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I'm not sure but I think the boater had the right to kill that goose.

Hey dear I didn't catch any fish but we're having goose for dinner :Gonefishing:

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I am still kind of puzzled though....if a donkey is an ass....and a goat is a ram...how come a ram in the ass is a goose?? :P:P

:Gonefishing: Good one JW :P .......well , I goosed a girl once & got rammed ! ;)

I think that goose has been into the steriods and the dog seemed a little "chicken" but maybe better than having a dead goose on board ........ :)

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I wouldn't want to piss that guy off...Catching a goose by the neck mid flight takes good hand eye coordination.

And WOW that must be the nicest Golden Retriever I ever saw. I want one...too bad they shed to much all over the couch.

Yes , real nice dogs they are ! Get rid of the rugs & get a leather couch ,,,,,,,,damp rag & no hair ! :Gonefishing: Now , the goose down is another problem....... :P

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